It Was Super Gucci

Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! 

I heard you're coming home tomorrow and I can't wait! 

Since it’s our last night here, the lady made us a special dinner with chicken and melted cheese over our dry food. Don’t worry. I stayed in the kitchen the whole time with the lady to make sure she did it right. But, I'm putting Cabbie on blast because she scarfed hers and went straight for mine! 

As happy as I am, the lady is sad. So, we are going to make it a special night snuggling and watching TV.  She said that she may even let Cabbie watch ‘The Crown’. Ugh. Stay tuned for more, "Pip pip, rubbish and Bob's your uncle." 

It’s time for us to go on a walk before it gets dark. The lady has as much fun as we do on our walks. I don’t know why, but she laughs every time we pee in unison. (BIG word!)

Thank you for sending us to camp! It was super Gucci. My favorite part was jumping on the trampoline in the living room! Oh. Cabbie says it’s called a sofa. Whatever. She’s such a know it all. 

Love, 

Lucy🐾❤️😘

If I Was Speaking to Lucy

Dear Mom and Dad,

If I was speaking to Lucy, I would tell you that she says Happy New Year. She may be a party animal tonight, but I am not.

We are going to have a quiet evening watching TV. However, because of Lucy's whining, I am not allowed to watch 'The Crown'. No fair! Instead, we have to binge  “Queer Eye” which I will, in protest, refuse to watch! 

The lady says you are going to a party on the big boat tonight. Lucy, who doesn't understand that I am not speaking to her, wants me to remind you to not to fall off. Ugh. She is so annoying. Especially because she's right. Please do not fall off the boat!

Love,

Cabbie 🐾❤️😘

Cabbie is So Extra

Hi Mom! Hi Dad!

What’s up?

I am still being a good girl, but Cabbie is so extra! 😁 She woke up saying things like “One doesn’t.. and “Pip pip.” Gimme a break! Is that blood blue? 

But don't worry. While she's busy watching the Brits on Netflix, I am busy watching the lady fix our food.

Yay! Breakfast is served! Or as Cabbie would say, "Time to partake in our kibble." Ugh! So lame!

Love you tons!

Lucy🐾❤️😘

Cabbie's Crown

Good Evening Dearest Mummy and Daddy, 

We have been bingeing “The Crown” on Netflix and dare I say? It is delightful! 

We’ve had a jolly old time today! This afternoon the little girl from next door popped in and was quite apologetic regarding the whole Pekingese snafu. 

As Lucy and I are quite the well mannered ladies; all is forgiven! That is not to say that the invoice I requested should not be forthcoming. I trust that you are on top of that! Cheers! 

I have included two videos for your viewing pleasure. The first is of one of our recent kips and the second is one of well deserved praise from the lady. She finds us quite the cheeky lookers!

My younger sister and I miss you and hold you in the highest regard! ❤️

It is time for our evening constitutional, after which, we will enjoy more Crown on the telly.  

Cheerio! 🐾💓

Cabbie (Your Queen)

The Picky Pekingese

Dear Mom and Dad, 

We had a wonderful walk this morning around the lady’s yard. We saw bicycles, joggers and squirrels. Oh my!  And just when I thought the day couldn't get any better, the next-door neighbor and her little girl, invited us over for a party with their Pekinese puppy. 

Sounds great! Right? Stay tuned.

As the day began with such sunshine and promise, I failed to notice the dark cloud looming overhead. THIS was NOT a rain cloud.

At party time, the lady walked Lucy and me through the gate into the neighbor's backyard, and get this: No one was home. I know, right? Rude! 

Lucy and I, decidedly indignant, peed right then and there. How else to let that Pekingese know we were there? Ha! That'll learn 'im!

But wait. It gets worse.

As it turns out, there was no party. Rather, we were farmed out for hire! Because the picky Pekingese will not pee inside the fenced yard, the plan all along was for us to pee on their lawn to encourage him! I’m so humiliated. 

Since we heard that when Mr. Picky got home, he peed within the desired area for the first time, Lucy and I  agree that we deserve compensation. 

Therefore, as our representatives, I implore you to expedite an invoice pronto. And please add a punitive 10% over and above our going rate.

I hope your day was better than ours. 

Love, 

Cabbie 🐾😘❤️

Lucy sends her love. Yes, we made up. What can I say? I can't stay made at the little brat. 💓

Cabbie's Complaint

Dear Mom and Dad,

I hope this letter finds you happier than I am, because I have a bone to pick with Lucy! You see what I did there? And she thinks she is the smart one! Ha! 

But I digress. Let me explain.

Yesterday’s breakfast contest was rigged! Lucy enjoyed the spoils of victory, but I was the rightful winner. Not fair!

You see, what the lady failed to notice, was that before I ate half of my breakfast, I devoured Lucy’s! Aha! There you have it.

Oh! Wait! Did I just inadvertently confess? Curses! Foiled again!

Ugh! OK. Perhaps the day will take a turn for the better!

Love,

Cabbie 🐾❤️😘

Lucy wants me to tell you hi. But since I’m not speaking to her, she will have to tell you herself. Harrumph!

Lucy Wins!

 Mom! Mom! Mom! Dad! Dad! Dad!

 It's me again!

 Last night the lady told us that whoever is first to finish breakfast this morning gets to write today's letter. I won! I won! I won!

 Hmmmm….. What to say? What to say?

 I’ve been a very good girl! Just ask the lady! 

 Don’t ask Cabbie because she's a tattletale.

 The lady told me that you may not get my letter right  away because you are at sea. I'm not gonna lie. That scared me! 

 But then she explained that you are on a big boat. Phew! OK, so please stay on the boat. I think that’s best. And you know how smart I am.

 I love you lots and lots. Uh oh! I have to go! Cabbie is almost on the lady’s lap and getting way too much attention.

 Love, 

 Lucy 🐾💓

 Hey! What about meeeee?