Friday, August 12, 2022

If I Was Speaking to Lucy

Dear Mom and Dad,

If I was speaking to Lucy, I would tell you that she says Happy New Year. She may be a party animal tonight, but I am not.

We are going to have a quiet evening watching TV. However, because of Lucy's whining, I am not allowed to watch 'The Crown'. No fair! Instead, we have to binge  “Queer Eye” which I will, in protest, refuse to watch! 
The lady says you are going to a party on the big boat tonight. Lucy, who doesn't understand that I am not speaking to her, wants me to remind you to not to fall off. Ugh. She is so annoying. Especially because she's right. Please do not fall off the boat!

Love,

Cabbie 🐾❤️😘


By Audrey Knerler at

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