Since I am the big sister and the most educated one of this clowder, I thought it would be best for me to keep you informed about our time with the lady. Perhaps a novella would be a good way to communicate.
I do hope that you find it informative, as my intention is to state my case as clearly as possible.
Love,
Your favorite, Missy
Chapter 1: Annoying
It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. And by worst, I mean as annoying as two little brothers can be.
When the lady came to take care of me earlier this year, I did not have to share her attention with the likes of Leon and Larry. Sigh. Big Sigh!
Take, for example, this morning: The lady immediately picked up my brush when I appeared at her feet. And I was luxuriating in a wonderfully scratchy caress, when Leon pranced over and snatched my moment! He always has to be the center of attention!
I hissed at him, which did nothing to deter him, so I smacked him on the top of the head. The lady gasped with horror, but she needn't have worried.
Leon stood his ground. I think his head is made of rocks.
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