Dear Mom and Dad,
We had a wonderful walk this morning around the lady’s yard. We saw bicycles, joggers and squirrels. Oh my! And just when I thought the day couldn't get any better, the next-door neighbor and her little girl, invited us over for a party with their Pekinese puppy.
Sounds great! Right? Stay tuned.
As the day began with such sunshine and promise, I failed to notice the dark cloud looming overhead. THIS was NOT a rain cloud.
At party time, the lady walked Lucy and me through the gate into the neighbor's backyard, and get this: No one was home. I know, right? Rude!
Lucy and I, decidedly indignant, peed right then and there. How else to let that Pekingese know we were there? Ha! That'll learn 'im!
But wait. It gets worse.
As it turns out, there was no party. Rather, we were farmed out for hire! Because the picky Pekingese will not pee inside the fenced yard, the plan all along was for us to pee on their lawn to encourage him! I’m so humiliated.
Therefore, as our representatives, I implore you to expedite an invoice pronto. And please add a punitive 10% over and above our going rate.
I hope your day was better than ours.
Love,
Cabbie 🐾😘❤️
Lucy sends her love. Yes, we made up. What can I say? I can't stay made at the little brat. 💓
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