I hope this letter finds you happier than I am, because I have a bone to pick with Lucy! You see what I did there? And she thinks she is the smart one! Ha!
But I digress. Let me explain.
Yesterday’s breakfast contest was rigged! Lucy enjoyed the spoils of victory, but I was the rightful winner. Not fair!
You see, what the lady failed to notice, was that before I ate half of my breakfast, I devoured Lucy’s! Aha! There you have it.
Oh! Wait! Did I just inadvertently confess? Curses! Foiled again!
Ugh! OK. Perhaps the day will take a turn for the better!
Love,
Cabbie 🐾❤️😘
Lucy wants me to tell you hi. But since I’m not speaking to her, she will have to tell you herself. Harrumph!
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