Wednesday, August 24, 2022

Ginger the Giant

Lady's Note:  When Ginger, an energetic  6 pound Yorkie/Chihuahua arrived at the Lady's Camp, I beheld a beautiful little bit of a pup. Ginger, however saw herself quite differently.  In her mind she was a giant and she was fierce!

Ginger's 1rst Letter: 

Good Morning Family,

In spite of missing you all, I’m doing pretty well! As soon as I woke up, the lady and I went on a walk and I sniffed and peed and saw a bear! I tried to chase it, but it ran up a tree when it saw me. Of course knowing how formidable I am, that did not surprise me. πŸ’ͺ Still, it was quite an adventure!

When we got inside the lady’s house, she tried to tell me that what I saw was not a bear, but rather a squirrel. 

As if! She after all, is a mere human who needs glasses to see. Everyone would agree that my nose and eyes are far superior! 

However, good girl that I am, I graciously accepted a Cheerio and let her scratch my head. πŸ˜‡ But just between us: It was a bear. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!

Love you all! 😘

Love,
Ginger🐾❤️

Wednesday, August 17, 2022

Cavapoo Less Two

Cabbie and Lucy were thrilled to see their mom and dad and I was happy for them. Their reunion was so sweet that I could only bask in their joy. That is, until the family drove away and left me yearning to rewrite an old Fifth Dimension tune. 

Two less pups to care for.
Two less bowls to fill.
Two less pups to pick up after.
I should be happy, but I'm just feelin' ill. 
𝅑 𝅑 𝅑
Cavapoo less two, left this gal feelin' blue. Yikes! Before I croon country, let me tell you the good news. They will be here for the third time in a couple of weeks!

So chin up kiddos. As Lucy would say in her best Arnold Schwarzenegger impression: "I'll be back."

In the meantime, there's a new pup to meet who brings her own brand of fun to The Lady's Camp.

Stay tuned!


Tuesday, August 16, 2022

It Was Super Gucci

Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! 

I heard you're coming home tomorrow and I can't wait! 

Since it’s our last night here, the lady made us a special dinner with chicken and melted cheese over our dry food. Don’t worry. I stayed in the kitchen the whole time with the lady to make sure she did it right. But, I'm putting Cabbie on blast because she scarfed hers and went straight for mine! 

As happy as I am, the lady is sad. So, we are going to make it a special night snuggling and watching TV.  She said that she may even let Cabbie watch ‘The Crown’. Ugh. Stay tuned for more, "Pip pip, rubbish and Bob's your uncle." 

It’s time for us to go on a walk before it gets dark. The lady has as much fun as we do on our walks. I don’t know why, but she laughs every time we pee in unison. (BIG word!)

Thank you for sending us to camp! It was super Gucci. My favorite part was jumping on the trampoline in the living room! Oh. Cabbie says it’s called a sofa. Whatever. She’s such a know it all. 

Love, 

Lucy🐾❤️😘

Friday, August 12, 2022

If I Was Speaking to Lucy

Dear Mom and Dad,

If I was speaking to Lucy, I would tell you that she says Happy New Year. She may be a party animal tonight, but I am not.

We are going to have a quiet evening watching TV. However, because of Lucy's whining, I am not allowed to watch 'The Crown'. No fair! Instead, we have to binge  “Queer Eye” which I will, in protest, refuse to watch! 
The lady says you are going to a party on the big boat tonight. Lucy, who doesn't understand that I am not speaking to her, wants me to remind you to not to fall off. Ugh. She is so annoying. Especially because she's right. Please do not fall off the boat!

Love,

Cabbie 🐾❤️😘


Thursday, August 11, 2022

Cabbie is So Extra

Hi Mom! Hi Dad!

What’s up?

I am still being a good girl, but Cabbie is so extra! 😁 She woke up saying things like “One doesn’t.. and “Pip pip.” Gimme a break! Is that blood blue? 

But don't worry. While she's busy watching the Brits on Netflix, I am busy watching the lady fix our food.

Yay! Breakfast is served! Or as Cabbie would say, "Time to partake in our kibble." Ugh! So lame!

Love you tons!

Lucy🐾❤️😘

Thursday, August 4, 2022

Cabbie's Crown

Good Evening Dearest Mummy and Daddy, 

We have been bingeing “The Crown” on Netflix and dare I say? It is delightful! 

We’ve had a jolly old time today! This afternoon the little girl from next door popped in and was quite apologetic regarding the whole Pekingese snafu. 

As Lucy and I are quite the well mannered ladies; all is forgiven! That is not to say that the invoice I requested should not be forthcoming. I trust that you are on top of that! Cheers! 

I have included two videos for your viewing pleasure. The first is of one of our recent kips and the second is one of well deserved praise from the lady. She finds us quite the cheeky lookers!





My younger sister and I miss you and hold you in the highest regard! ❤️

It is time for our evening constitutional, after which, we will enjoy more Crown on the telly.  

Cheerio! πŸΎπŸ’“

Cabbie (Your Queen)


Tuesday, August 2, 2022

The Picky Pekingese

Dear Mom and Dad, 

We had a wonderful walk this morning around the lady’s yard. We saw bicycles, joggers and squirrels. Oh my!  And just when I thought the day couldn't get any better, the next-door neighbor and her little girl, invited us over for a party with their Pekinese puppy. 

Sounds great! Right? Stay tuned.

As the day began with such sunshine and promise, I failed to notice the dark cloud looming overhead. THIS was NOT a rain cloud.

At party time, the lady walked Lucy and me through the gate into the neighbor's backyard, and get this: No one was home. I know, right? Rude! 

Lucy and I, decidedly indignant, peed right then and there. How else to let that Pekingese know we were there? Ha! That'll learn 'im!

But wait. It gets worse.

As it turns out, there was no party. Rather, we were farmed out for hire! Because the picky Pekingese will not pee inside the fenced yard, the plan all along was for us to pee on their lawn to encourage him! I’m so humiliated. 

Since we heard that when Mr. Picky got home, he peed within the desired area for the first time, Lucy and I  agree that we deserve compensation. 

Therefore, as our representatives, I implore you to expedite an invoice pronto. And please add a punitive 10% over and above our going rate.

I hope your day was better than ours. 

Love, 

Cabbie 🐾😘❤️

Lucy sends her love. Yes, we made up. What can I say? I can't stay made at the little brat. πŸ’“