Some Humans Are Not Easy To Train

Hi Mom,

You will be outraged to hear that the lady left me alone and heartbroken this morning. I know! 😥 She explained that she had to run down to the corner pharmacy to get something for her cold. 

As it was only yesterday that the lady told me that I was the best medicine, I deemed this trip unnecessary.

Though the pitiful look I directed at her made her pause, it did not stop her from leaving. In that moment I knew it was time for decisive action. After all, lessons must be learned and some humans are not easy to train.

To make a long story as short as my legs, she was gone forever. And by forever, I mean at least twenty minutes! When the lady finally walked through the door, I was sitting on the kitchen table, like a beautiful centerpiece. That'll teach her! 

To my surprise, she laughed! She asked me how I had gotten up there and suggested that I might be a circus dog. Then, true to form, she took pictures and videos before picking me up and giving me a kiss.

After she took me for a walk, the lady took her medicine and we snuggled together for a long nap. I woke her by licking her face and indicating I wanted another walk. She smiled, scratched my head and grabbed my leash. As we walked into her yard, a thought occurred to me and it was my turn to smile.

"Some humans may not be easy, but they can all be trained."

Love, 

Maggie🐾❤️