Hi Mom,
I’m doing well, but an issue that I hoped would resolve itself has come to fruition and it is one that I must bring to your attention. The lady is obsessed with recording my every move! I know I’m adorable, but come on! What is this? A documentary?
I was barely awake when the bright light of the camera's flash shone in my eyes.The following videos tell the story far better than mere words can. I don't care to elaborate on today's most wounding intrusion. Suffice it to say that it occurred on my first walk. Mercifully, the lady deleted the video of my requisite poop preparation. Nonetheless, I can still feel the sting of humiliation.
That said, I must shoulder some responsibility. When you’re as beautiful as I am, there are likely to be consequences. Therefore I resolve to take one for the team and bask in her admiration and attention for a few more days.
In the meantime, perhaps you can have a talk with her about boundaries! I know I can count on you Mom.
I trust that you will enjoy viewing these videos far more than I did participating in them.
Love,
Maggie 😘❤️🐾
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