Dear Mom,
I can't wait to see you Mom! I mean, all in all I have had a pretty good time here at The Lady's Camp. In fact, until yesterday I was tempted to give her a 5 bark review. But, yesterday the wheels came off!
Buckle your seatbelt Mom, and prepare for turbulence.
It was only yesterday! Yesterday, when I was on the verge of forgiving the lady for deserting me for a pharmacy run. Yesterday, when her petting and cooing convinced me that she had succumbed to my tried and true training techniques.
Because I am as smart as I am beautiful, I could see that she was about to leave me. Again! When she put on her shoes, I tried to stop her by summoning my fiercest bark. When that only resulted in a trip outside to pee, I worried. Could I be losing my touch? My charm? My mojo?
As she grabbed her keys, the lady shot me a rueful glance and made an attempt at appeasing me, by turning on the TV. As if!
Twenty minutes later, I failed to notice her return, because I was perched high on the back of the couch, as it turns out, watching TV. 😳Surprised to see me sitting at such a height, the lady laughed and asked if I was a cat. As she gently scratched my neck, she beamed at me and called me Maggie the Cat. I was nonplused until she explained that Elizabeth Taylor, who was almost as beautiful as me, was once referred to by that very name.
I abandoned my perch and rolled onto my back for a belly rub. As she sat down next to me, I sighed with relief as I basked in the belly rub and the certainty, that my mojo was completely intact.
Love,
Maggie the Cat 💖🐾😼
